Doctor Reacts To Bizarre Onion Medical Headlines

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Doctor Mike

Acum 3 luni

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I had so much fun reacting to medical headlines from The Onion 6 months ago, so I decided to do it again! Beyoncé getting a surgery to look like her character from The Lion King, Rob Gronkowski playing as a bionic man, being truthful with your OBGYN, treatments for cancer and Alzheimers… The Onion truly holds nothing back. Remember, The Onion is a SATIRICAL newspaper, meaning none of this is real.
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Comentarii
Channing Choi
Channing Choi Acum 11 ore
I wonder how Dr. Mike feels about nose jobs
Michael Sheridan
Michael Sheridan Acum o Zi
I asked to borrow some Tylenol from a coworker once and she told me to take four because it was off brand. The mg per pill are the exact same.
famousloverr
famousloverr Acum o Zi
I hope I’m not the only one that noticed dudes occupation @6:58 🤔
Pekora's Apostle 『1st apostle of the twelve』
Pekora's Apostle 『1st apostle of the twelve』 Acum 2 Zile
That "beewoop" is so cringe yet somehow it's not peko, maybe it's because of his personality peko?
Scott Williamson
Scott Williamson Acum 5 Zile
2:20 - ",,,being an auditory listener..." ? Hmmm?
Cute and Fluffy Pikachu
Cute and Fluffy Pikachu Acum 6 Zile
I thought I was about medical advice do with onions and how they help you feel better 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤣😂
Robert Crawshaw
Robert Crawshaw Acum 8 Zile
"CDC confirm that children will be last to receive vaccine for COVID"
Iannah Jones
Iannah Jones Acum 9 Zile
Him: All of medicine is your body doing the actual work. Me: it’s all a scam!!! Lol
Iannah Jones
Iannah Jones Acum 9 Zile
And now I am heading over to the onion....
RikFTK
RikFTK Acum 10 Zile
How can you tell if somebody is vegan? . . . . . . . Don't worry, they will tell you.
arsetothem
arsetothem Acum 10 Zile
nothing beats the real Justin Bieber news.
Curt Dare
Curt Dare Acum 12 Zile
Dr. Fauci isn't that good.
The one Ryuko Kamiko
The one Ryuko Kamiko Acum 13 Zile
did you know air is the deadliest substance, 100% Of all people who died, were breathing air before hand. References: South Park Water is poison meme,
GingerbreadJes
GingerbreadJes Acum 14 Zile
The onion: I’ll still probably die. Dr. Mike: “ yeah that’s true. 😶”
Jaws Trock
Jaws Trock Acum 15 Zile
While true for the medical ingredient part of medication, I find brand ones to often have different coating(or just have a coating at all) that makes it easier to swallow for me. Unnamed/no brand tend to be more powdery, and with a far worst taste when trying to swlaow(or it'll just instant disolved right away.. although sometimes that's not a bad thing XD).
soyothedanny
soyothedanny Acum 15 Zile
Oh I thought brand meds would work faster and would get absorbed better... they don't?
Bit Maximus
Bit Maximus Acum 16 Zile
I wish I was an auditory listener...
udor nyc
udor nyc Acum 18 Zile
I am impressed that Dr. Mike is an *auditory LISTENER* 2:20 and not one of us commoners merely *auditory WATCHERS* Hehehe...
Deborah Ajao
Deborah Ajao Acum 18 Zile
Mike: Baseball is the definition of a sedentary activity. Cricket: Am I a joke to you?
Joseph Schaefer
Joseph Schaefer Acum 18 Zile
The onion may be fake but at least it doesn't have cringe propaganda
ElementCuatro
ElementCuatro Acum 19 Zile
The best (somewhat) medical related Onion video ever: "New Marijuana Study Says Everyone Knows You're High And You'll Likely Be Stoned Forever" Seriously, watch it. There's like six or seven variations of the video, and the one you get is random. It's brilliant.
Tokiomi Tohsaka
Tokiomi Tohsaka Acum 21 o Zi
“You will still eventually die” Oh man, I feel cheated, I thought a standing desk would make me immortal.
ZMK
ZMK Acum 21 o Zi
I'm a tactile toucher. A visionary viewer. A nasal smeller. A tasting eater, if you may.
Mickey_Girl23
Mickey_Girl23 Acum 21 o Zi
I’ve fractured my growth plate......I give it 0 stars
Kansa City Shuffle
Kansa City Shuffle Acum 22 Zile
When the tissues dry out throw them in someone’s soup and tell them they’re wontons.
Viktoriya Lyubich
Viktoriya Lyubich Acum 23 Zile
6:39 Thats what my nightmares are made of...
Jasio Wojciak
Jasio Wojciak Acum 23 Zile
wait how did he pronounce making? 6:20
Soma the gamer
Soma the gamer Acum 24 Zile
1:19 could it be that you're Jealous because he has a laser pointer and you don't? Jealousy doesn't suit you sir and I bet he is an amazing doctor lol
C.M. Bright
C.M. Bright Acum 25 Zile
You need to get together with Dr. Dray. She’d dermatologist. Very sweet, but she eats some really horrid looking vegan food.
Sandstorm930
Sandstorm930 Acum 25 Zile
4:00 I hear that ISP music in the background, looks like we got ourselves an iSurgeonProductions here, let’s truck that ambulance straight to Moscow clinic
Ally Raye
Ally Raye Acum 25 Zile
When have you used the term "quadrapedally" in a non-public situation?
Kam Corder
Kam Corder Acum 6 Zile
Reading it
Vera Lenora
Vera Lenora Acum 27 Zile
Had a sudden flash: Doctor Mike accidentally time travelling back 300 years. What does he do?
Fun&Flowers
Fun&Flowers Acum 28 Zile
Anymore thereby's? lol
Judah Fickett
Judah Fickett Acum 28 Zile
Fun fact: because of it's unique release mechanism, Concerta is not the same as most generic methylphenidate options. So not quite all generics are the same as their brand name counterparts.
Phil Nolan
Phil Nolan Acum 29 Zile
1:02 A few years ago I texted a friend that I hadn't talked to in about a year. I asked how she was doing and she said "Pregnant as f*ck". About a month later I texted her again "How are you?" reply: "Giving birth right now".
Vlacoosiano
Vlacoosiano Acum 29 Zile
Im waiting for the day that The Onion just posts an actual headline just to mess with people
Christian Gingras
Christian Gingras Acum 29 Zile
Instead of just giving two names, aspirin and tylenol, forcing people to memorize what is good generic brand, why not talking about the active ingredient mandatory for all medication? You start looking at the trusted brand active ingredient, then look for the cheapest with same active ingredient.
Natasha Lysette
Natasha Lysette Acum lună
So if medicine is basically our bodies doing thenwork, in the case of a transplant rejection are our bodies just being lazy?😂 I know what you mean though
Aodan Hill
Aodan Hill Acum lună
The plastic beret symptomatically mug because tortoise extraorally whisper near a shiny nest. hushed, tawdry property
Abby Cross
Abby Cross Acum lună
I told one doctor years ago I thought I might have a UTI and she literally screamed at me "I'M THE DOCTOR. YOU DON'T MAKE THE DIAGNOSIS, I DO." I hated her so much. Worst doctor I ever had.
NijiButtfit
NijiButtfit Acum lună
“There is commitment to acting, and then there is becoming a real lion, and between that there is a medical line that should not be crossed” Dr Mike just described “Cats” 2019
Oscar Rincon
Oscar Rincon Acum lună
Awkward moment when the onion has been coming true all year.
Megan Healy
Megan Healy Acum lună
The ‘you’ll still eventually die’ got me 😂
adam charles
adam charles Acum lună
Making, not mocking. lol
frickin strawberries
frickin strawberries Acum lună
Article: u r gonna die anyway Mike: yea thats true Then why tf do we have to stress about going to doctors. Like just let me go in peace
PumkinKiing
PumkinKiing Acum lună
04:05- if you'd ever seen The Island of Dr. Moreau you definitely wouldn't of said this. Fairuza Balk was hotter than sin in that movie
lemon peel
lemon peel Acum lună
6.66 mil dr.mike 😈
Dave Masse III
Dave Masse III Acum lună
Bee whoop! ✌🏼❤️
Ananno Myss
Ananno Myss Acum lună
"We all die eventually" pfft my plan is to live forever and you know what.... So far so good.
I love playing roblox adopt me
I love playing roblox adopt me Acum lună
2:40 I swear I legit thought he had a scrunchie on his hand/wrist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I need glasses 👓👓👓
stalker pl
stalker pl Acum lună
In Poland medical brands make the same thing, but a bit different.
Racecar the Destroyer
Racecar the Destroyer Acum lună
i once ate the onion a few years ago...
David Feuer
David Feuer Acum lună
Sadly, there are certain generic drugs that are truly not equivalent. Generic versions of Concerta have different release timing characteristics. I gather that things are even trickier for biologicals.
Becky Withers
Becky Withers Acum lună
the clickbait is screaming Doogie Howser XD
Spicy Meatball
Spicy Meatball Acum lună
Eww imagine a vegan with a stand up desk
Somya Khan
Somya Khan Acum lună
The cure for corona virus is: Doctor Mike's chest compressions.
Tyrant-Den
Tyrant-Den Acum lună
That Beyoncé thing is someone's meme. Not mine of course! Just... Someone's.
Knife Boy
Knife Boy Acum lună
How is baseball a sedentary activity? I mean the only bad thing is sitting on the bench, which is done for less then half of the game
Amaya DaHorse:D
Amaya DaHorse:D Acum lună
Did your voice cracked when you said"pheewoop"
Karis Majik
Karis Majik Acum lună
"Why is there a laser pointer?" "For khajiit patients that don't get enough exercise, duh"
Shelby LovesIreland
Shelby LovesIreland Acum 18 Zile
I'm furious this doesn't have more likes. This is flawless. 😻
433 Yugmita Kesh
433 Yugmita Kesh Acum lună
Number 1 rule of medicine is to never trust your patients. And number 2 rule of medicine is “TO NEVER TRUST YOUR PATIENTS” 😂
P.A.B.S Productions
P.A.B.S Productions Acum lună
Injecsing........... My vocabulary died
Cyril Marasigan
Cyril Marasigan Acum lună
Onion is the doctor for laughs!
Doubting Rich
Doubting Rich Acum lună
Not from the Onion: Dr Fauci was involved in US-sponsored research in a lab in Wuhan on dangerous strains of corona virus. No Fauci is not good. He is highly political. He lied. Doctors are not supposed to lie to people even to help the, are they?
its ok its not your foult
its ok its not your foult Acum lună
Yeha
Evernewb
Evernewb Acum lună
here's a bizarre one: professional E-sports are more physically demanding than many major professional sports. *_specifically_* during the actual sporting event: in most professional sports there is so much downtime in the event and so many players on a team compared to the number needed to play that the average output only barely ends up above resting, that IS distorted somewhat since teams have the sense to keep players just the right amount of active while switching people out but even if you account for that your average baseball player's game day is literally less than a walk in the park of the same duration with football(american) not being much better, football("soccer") still being less than that long walk, and stuff like basketball and even friggin' water polo still fall short of an easy work day in a physically active job when spread out over a full roster with downtime filling so much of the duration of the event. it actually makes a lot of sense really, basically a team doesn't want any individual player to stay in play long enough to fall below peak performance _ESPECIALLY_ in sports that focus so heavily on publicity, so the sporting leagues end up developing over the years to be chock full 'o ways to facilitate that, meanwhile an E-sports match is a lot closer in structure to an endurance sport, there's nobody to switch out and almost no downtime in a set of matches. it's no running-a-marathon but it's more physically active than you'd think and absolutely absurd in terms of mental activity which just so happens to burn through a ton of energy.
Evernewb
Evernewb Acum lună
oh god, I just thought of something reading that back over: by FAR the most physically active major sport that I can name off the top of my head is Nascar, hell, even if you include the pit crew and not just the driver they are working their asses off during race day.
abdul baten
abdul baten Acum lună
What is that high pitched sound he makes to sart off the video I'm just curious, nothing else In fact, I find it quite charming
Agent Plug-N-Play
Agent Plug-N-Play Acum lună
0:18 there's actually a subreddit for this called r/AteTheOnion
Jennifer Cirinna
Jennifer Cirinna Acum lună
Can you and Ken jeoung make like a q and a video?? Anyone else wanna see it?? 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️
Rachel Herberts
Rachel Herberts Acum lună
If my ob doesn't tell me I'm pregnant as hell I don't want em 😤
KingOfDoggos
KingOfDoggos Acum lună
Cycling is a good leg rehabilitation
Shantanu Inamdar
Shantanu Inamdar Acum lună
The older Onion articles were such creative geniuses. "Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids".. "Dolphins not so intelligent on land"!
Narnian Badger
Narnian Badger Acum lună
This is my third time watching it and I’m still not over the careers listed for the people quoted in the articles. 😂 “orca washer,” “tape peeler,” “novelties expert” one dude was just straight-up unemployed 😂😂
jeremy saunders
jeremy saunders Acum lună
How is Dr Fauci 80 years old
CantStayAway
CantStayAway Acum lună
Doctor Mike, you need to team up with Doctor Oz.:) You two would be like the Batman and Robin of medicine...
Sir Aroun
Sir Aroun Acum lună
0:20 its called "eating the onion" and it is a problem.
Ravyn Agminalis
Ravyn Agminalis Acum lună
But what if I want to be a big cat or a dragon? Who wouldn't want to be a dragon?
darknessblade
darknessblade Acum lună
The union: Satire news: Me i give it 10 years. 10 years later. Union headline became the truth
Jaghùnd
Jaghùnd Acum lună
He cant have anything on his tag per hippa guidelines.
Dungeon Master
Dungeon Master Acum lună
I’m bi, I have never known how to sit properly
Allison P
Allison P Acum lună
Yeah, can't risk taking the generic form of my meds...But yeah, they are essentially the same thing as the brand name.
doge guy king
doge guy king Acum lună
Dr Mike, I I go for surgery and hear your catchphrase idk if I should be scared or not.
eeyoreofborg
eeyoreofborg Acum lună
I'm sorry, brand names are better. Vicodin is tiiight. Off brands: not even close.
ayano aishi
ayano aishi Acum lună
mike:zooms in me:your fingers are social distancing
Garnett Tomasi
Garnett Tomasi Acum lună
😂
Nerida
Nerida Acum lună
I take fluoxetine and I keep needing to tell my American friends I take Prozac because of medicine brand marketing lol
Pizza Gamer
Pizza Gamer Acum lună
Dr, Mike! Why are your eyes red!?!?!? It's past your eyelids!
Thời Sênh Phượng Từ
Thời Sênh Phượng Từ Acum lună
HE is Sooooooooooo CUTE! The way he talk is soooooo cute!
therookieca
therookieca Acum lună
auditory listener? lol
Janine Celeste
Janine Celeste Acum lună
Who's starting the vegan convo tho, you or them? hmmm
Here to support Small you tubers
Here to support Small you tubers Acum lună
they said you'll die he says calmly yeah
Steven Suarez
Steven Suarez Acum lună
Today's word of the day is brought you by, injecssing.
The Misha
The Misha Acum lună
"machioncologists" Mmm, my favourite new Starbucks drink.
kevin gross
kevin gross Acum lună
Did doctor Mike call himself a auditory listener? So weird I thought everyone was visual listeners.....🤦‍♂️
Conlon
Conlon Acum lună
I don't know what "acetaminophen" (or "Tylenol" for that matter) means, so I had to Google it... paracetamol? You couldn't have said that, or said both, so I didn't have to Google?? You're job is supposed to be to tell me things so I don't have to Google them!
Nayandrea Gabriela Reis Da Conceição
Nayandrea Gabriela Reis Da Conceição Acum lună
Someone from Brazil?
Addison Graham
Addison Graham Acum lună
Dr. Mike: I’m a family Medicine doctor Also Dr.mike: 👌🏼FACT’S
xaor
xaor Acum lună
What wrist watch is that?
Vitória Rodrigues
Vitória Rodrigues Acum lună
I want to be treated by you frfr
bob cat
bob cat Acum lună
holy moly I can identify with that ankle thing because sometimes my foot goes afoot😅 I'm. Sometimes out of nowhere I almost fall over because my foot is Grumpy Cat.
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